全美超模大赛第一季详情介绍
中文名：全美超模大赛第一季
外文名：Americas Next Top Model Season 1
别名：全美超级模特新秀大赛第一季,全美超模第一季
导演：ClaudiaFrank
编剧：TyraBanks
主演：TyraBanks
年代：2003年
类型：舞台艺术,综艺
制片地区：美国
评分：8.1分
首播时间：2003-05-20
时长：每集42分钟
对白语言：英语
更新时间：2022-09-09 11:51:03
备注：已完结
豆瓣ID：5345730全美超模大赛第一季详情介绍豆瓣
剧情简介：Thisshowisquitepossiblythebiggestwasteofvideotape,electricity,andRFbandwidthinthe70 yearhistoryoftelevision.It'snothingbut60minutesofsomeoftheworstbilethatcancomeoutofhumanbeings,maleorfemale.Basically,it'snothingbutpurebitchy,catty,c*nty,vileharpinessamongthecontestants,judges,andthefashionistas(orshouldIsayfashionazis).Typicallyalotofinsulting,backbiting,andbitchy,unnecessarilyanal-retentivecriticism. Thethingthatgetsmeabouttheshowishowmuchthejudgesandfashionazis(andthepretentious&shallowfashionindustryingeneral)nit-pickagainsttheequallybitchycontestantsaboutlittle,petty,trivial,frivolous,anal-retentivethingsabouttheirappearance,personality,etc.Thingsthatthe*REAL*peopleinthisworld(whichthefashionindustrylacks,thankfully)wouldn'tgiverat'sassnumber1about.(Myselfincluded.) Craplike:"Oh,yourlefteyebrowisayoctometeroffcenter.Thatisn'tgonnafly,andnobodywilltakeyouseriouslyinthisindustrybecauseofit!"Or,"You'rebreathingwrong.Goodluckwithwinningthiscompetition."I'mjustkiddinghere,buttheyusuallyendupsayingthingsalmostexactlylikethisonthisshow. Ifgettingintothefashionindustryisthishard,painful,bitchy,insulting,nit-picky,catty,backstabbing,andanal-retentiveasthisshowtriestoportray,thanthankthegoodLordthatHemademeallfat,balding,hairy,anddumpy-frumpy-dowdy-frowsy-geeky-lookin',becauseIwouldneverwanttoberequiredtohavethecausticbitchinessandanal,pretentiousattitudeofanymodelorfashionazi(oranyfashionindustryworker),namelythepeopleonthisshow. AndJaniceDickinson,mercy,donotgetmestartedonher... Thisshowneedstodie.It'sthisshow(andmanyother"reality"showslikeit)thatprovesthatcompetitiveness(andthefashionindustry)istrulythedevil'stool... 更多关于《全美超模大赛第一季》的精彩内容请持续关注小红帽影院。
