美国战队：世界警察

《美国战队：世界警察》是一部喜剧动作电影，讲述了一个名为环球特警组的组织，他们的任务是保护世界免受威胁。特警组接到消息称某个独裁者正在向恐怖组织兜售大规模杀伤性武器，于是他们招募了百老汇演员加里来完成这个任务。加里成功潜入军火交易商的基地，发现了独裁者的真实身份。电影以幽默的方式展现了特警组成员们的冒险故事。

    事先声明，这是一部限制级电影，如果你无法接受重口味暴力血腥粗口性语言等元素的话，请不要试图寻找这部电影，也不用往下看了。
    看了以上说明的朋友们，请不要怀疑，这确实是部木偶剧，起码是以木偶剧为形式的动画，本片的强悍之处就在于能把木偶剧拍成限制级。
    影片一开头，一派和平美好的法国街头景象，配乐那个悠扬啊，感觉像在看罗马假日一样，然后恐怖组织拿着炸弹出现了，然后美国战队出现了，于是埃菲尔铁塔倒了，卢浮宫毁了，当然这跟恐怖分子没有太大的关系，都是美国大兵搞的鬼。结果恐怖分子被击毙了，法国也毁了，美国战队鼓舞欢腾，接下来是恶俗的爱情桥段。短短的5分钟，在讽刺美国大兵的同时，顺便恶搞了好莱坞枪战电影中所有经典俗套情节。
    镜头一转，主角唱着“Everyone has AIDS”在百老汇出场了，歌很好听，歌词很汗，由此带出了本片的主旨——Actor save the world，电影正式开演。前半段只能说是普通水平的讽刺动画，但到了后半段，本片晋升经典之列。
    你可以很汗的看到两个木偶在镜头上用各种姿势fxxking，就因为这段，我汗了好久。。。
    你可以看到金正日唐僧般哀怨的唱着“I'm lonely”，然后把所有的L都发成了R，那首歌居然挺好听。
    你可以看到好莱坞众多熟悉的面孔被制成木偶，组成了一个简称为F.A.G.的团体（--b），然后轮流被爆头。
    等等等等。
    接下来摘录一下本片最经典的理论：dick, pussy, asshole论。
    There are three kinds of people：
    Dicks，pussies and assholes.
    Pussies think everyone can get along and dicks just wanna fuck all the time without thinking it through.
    But then you got your assholes.
    And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything.
    So pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while,
because pussies get fucked by dicks.
    But dicks also fuck assholes.
    And if they didn't fuck the assholes， you know what you'd get?
    You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit.
    本段话在影片的最后还做了个升华。
    We're reckless， arrogant， stupid dicks.
    And the Film Actors Guild are pussies.
    And Kim Jong ll is an asshole.
    Pussies don't like dicks， because pussies get fucked by dicks.
    But dicks also fuck assholes, assholes who just wanna shit on everything.
    Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way.
    But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick with some balls.
    The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much.
    Or fuck when it isn't appropriate.
    And it takes a pussy to show them that.
    But sometimes pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves.
    Because pussies are only an inch and a half away from assholes.
    I don't know much in this crazy， crazy world,but I do know that if you don't let us fuck this asshole,
we are gonna have our dicks and our pussies all covered in shit.
    最后，这部电影的音乐都很好听，歌词都很好玩。
    

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