克里斯·洛克：铃鼓

《克里斯·洛克：铃鼓》是一部喜剧脱口秀电影，由克里斯·洛克主演。在这部特辑中，克里斯·洛克以他独特的幽默和口才，对父亲角色、伴侣的不忠以及美国政治等话题进行了深入的观察和见解。他以布鲁克林为背景，在舞台上展示了他的才华，将观众带入他的世界。克里斯·洛克以幽默的方式描述了作为一个父亲的责任和挑战。他的观点鲜明而深刻，让人不禁为自己的父亲角色而反思。他还谈到了伴侣的不忠问题，以自己的经历和观点给出了他的见解。他的观点直击问题的核心，让人们深入思考伴侣关系中的信任和忠诚的重要性。最后，克里斯·洛克触及了美国政治这个敏感而复杂的话题。他以犀利的观察和见解，揭示了政治世界的荒谬和虚伪。他用幽默的方式让人们思考政治的本质和对社会的影响。总的来说，克里斯·洛克在《克里斯·洛克：铃鼓》中展现了他的喜剧天赋和深刻的洞察力。这部特辑不仅仅是一场笑声的盛宴，更是一次对生活、关系和社会的深入思考。观众们可以在笑声中思考这些重要的话题。

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Women, children and dogs are loved unconditionally. Not men.

If you date a girl, your friend will be like, what does she look like.

If you date a guy, your friend will be like, what does he do.

It’s a cold world for men if he can’t provide.

My Dad left home to work at 6:30am every day and came home at 8:30pm.

The hours in between no contact whatsoever for my parents.

So they probably even missed each other.

In our time, we don’t miss no one as they’re in our pockets all the time.

My 16-year marriage feels even more than my parents 40-years marriage.

Facebook, Instagram, you name it, I knew what you did for the whole day.

I’ve liked 5 of your photos, and gave you 3 smile faces. What more do you want from me?!

The key to marriage is fxxxing.

As all the problems were already there before you got into it.

The dishes weren’t clean then and they’re not clean now.

The difference is that you were getting fxxxed so that all is excusable.

Bully-free school is not a place good for children.

In school, children need to learn how to deal with bullies.

So that when they’re in the society, they know how to deal with these people.

During a divorce, the one in the marriage who has a higher salary should be paying for the legal fee of both parties.

Three lawyers for my wife and three for me.

I look at all these people, they were well-educated .

They got up in the morning brushing their teeth, thinking that I gotta get the mother-fxxxers money today.

I wasn’t born rich. I work hard. And they were all after my money.

So I suddenly realize that I’ve made it. [Applause]

You gonna take a photo of the good time that you spend with you children cos you may need it one day as a receipt of love requested by the court to help you get the custody.

Hi Mon, Drake helped me with my homework.

Lady gaga made me a grilled sandwich.

You stayed in a relationship for too long that you don’t realize you’re ugly and old.

Rihanna looked at me the way she looks at her aunt.

I’m Chris Rock not Chris Brown.

NOTE: All of the above is not exact words of Mr. Rock, just what i remembered from the show.